Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The Good Old Days of Jose


It’s turning out to be another nail-nibbler at the top of the Prem. It reminds me of last year. But this year it’s Arsenal’s turn to annoy me.

It’s hard to muster hatred for Arsenal post Moreen-ho Chelsea. That was a rivalry of the ages. As is turns out Arsene isn’t as bad as I once thought. OK he has total ass-face. He’s arrogant. But he’s not hateful. He just….. French.

Jose on the other hand was the Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Colby of the sporting world. I’ve never seen a total bitch manage football — and so well. He was endlessly entertaining, and I bet he’ll be back in the Prem before managing in Europe.

I think it’s because his brand of bitchery isn’t that uncommon in Italy, Spain, or France. You can get it from any waiter. Jose craves press, and he got plenty of it in the U.K. It was so Britney.

But I digress. This is supposed to be a football blog and I’m getting all Perez Hilton on your ass. But then again if you’re reading this blog you’re completely alone. I seem to be the only visitor.

OK, football. Reading’s defense was surprisingly tight on Saturday. But with Rooney & Ronaldo on their game there’s no stopping United. It could all come down to the Arsenal clash in April.

I know I’ll be faithfully reading this blog to keep informed.