HURRY UPUnited 5 Stoke 0
All the usual suspects contributed to United's drubbing of Stoke. Ronaldo. Carrick. Berbatov. Wellbeck. WELLBECK? Fine. He was fab. But then he wouldn't have been on the pitch without pedigree. That's just not United.
Unfortunately Liverpool and Chelski also gained ground. But the team who's name we shall not speak were embarrassed in North London by Villa. Go Villa. That is until next weekend when United face them.
Sir Alex has fixture cluster on the cranium.
Me, I'm not worried about United. It's Liverpool that's on my mind.