REDS RAM DERBY

United 4 Derby 2
Reds win 4-3 on aggregate.

Last night the Reds put on a strength clinic at OT as they knocked Derby down and out of the Carling Cup. The clinic was put on by United's second squad. In other words a mid-table prem team's starting 11.

It was a night of red cards, penalty kicks, stretchers, ham strings and who knows what else. At the end, United booked their place at Wembley to face Spurs (barring a Barnsley miracle).

Other sides are slipping, if not fading away altogether. Chelsea and Liverpool are a laugh. Arsenal struggles to keep their heads above water.


AND GOD SAID "OH NO YOU DIDN'T"

What the buck. Everyone knows Kaká belongs to Jesus, not Manchester City. It was heard on high the lord said "don't let your holy cleats touch Eastlands - not even for 168 million quid." City. Tragic.


So as the top dogs sharpen their teeth before nipping at the heels of West Brom, it's comforting to know their injured soldiers get some much needed rest before marching into the dog days.