ARIVADERCI BLUES

United to face Barça in Champ's Final.



Bring on Barça.
FC Barcelona literally stole the UEFA Champions League semi-final victory right from under the Blue's snot-noses. And well done to you. Thanks to Andrés Iniesta's goal three minutes into added time, Barça earned a showdown with Manchester United FC in Rome on 27 May - a day that will live in infamy as I call in sick.

Chelsea showed the same class as a prep shool cheerleader squad after an inner-city cheer off loss. Hip drops. Nasty looks. Hair shimmies. And the always-popular face in camera/finger fave. Losers.

But congrats are in order to the Catalooners for breaking blue hearts everywhere. They beat Chelski at their own game. Low scoring, heavy possession, and the ever-popular added time goal, with controversy. Nice.

Of course that will all change when they face United. They will attack, with their full squad, and score goals. Just like they did all season inLala Liga. The difference being United's back line. Hopefully they won't give them the wide open spaces of let's say, Madrid. And United, sans Fletcher, will attack attack attack. At least one can hope.

Now back to the Spaniards every Spaniard hates. Yes, that nay-o-sty old FC Cuntalonia. The last Barça/Madrid debacle was pure embarrassment, and should have been called due to massive douchbagery. The turd-major himself, Thierry No-honory, was particularly dificil on mis oyos. !Cabron!

Anyway locas, we have some other silverware to defend before hoisting the next Champions League Cup. I know, I predicted Barça would win the whole thing earlier this year. And they still could. But not without a fight.